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New Year’s Resolutions…
only the achievable!
only the achievable!
But, I will still be kickin and screamin about some of them!
"NOOOO! You can't make me!"
But I will succeed!
1. Change my name
2. Get a passport
3. Travel out of the country
4. Get out of DEBT
5. Stop SHOPPING
6. Exercise 3X a week
7. Eat Better
8. Yell less
9. Find a hobby I love
10. Have More Sex than last year
11. Keep Track of O’s. With and Without.
12. Do Something, Do Something, Do Something!
1. Change my name
2. Get a passport
3. Travel out of the country
4. Get out of DEBT
5. Stop SHOPPING
6. Exercise 3X a week
7. Eat Better
8. Yell less
9. Find a hobby I love
10. Have More Sex than last year
11. Keep Track of O’s. With and Without.
12. Do Something, Do Something, Do Something!
1) To what? May I suggest something with "mistress of the bullwhip" at the end.
ReplyDelete2) Why? You need to travel out of the country for that.
3) Oh, that's why. Nevermind.
4) As a start, you should stop shopping so much.
5) Nevermind, I see ya got this all planned out.
6) Heh heh hehhhhh... I have suggestions.
7) Hello, my name is Better. And you are?
8) Caps lock... it's stuck on. You're welcome.
9) Is watching people a hobby? You're welcome to share with me anytime.
10) See my answer for #6 above.
11) Stay right there, I'll get the abacus and help with this. I are good counterator.
12) Like what, making blog posts sooner? :P
1. Got back the maiden name, gotta make it official. But I like your suggestion!
ReplyDelete2 and 3. Yep
4. Its deeper than the shopping. (past life has buried bad credit in it)
5. Its way ugly and beyond a bad habit.
6. I got the sex thing figured out, looking for more...
7. I am Mary, help yourself! LOL!
8. I think my kids are deaf and maybe dumb and blind at times!
9. I already do that
10. See my answer for 6 above.
11. An Abacus on the headboard... Your a GENIUS!
12. Yeah that too!
Happy New Year!
Hope I'm not intruding on this tea party. I like where Cunning is going though. He blogs to get you to send porn and then offers to help you on the sex related resolutions. Damn, Cunning is a smart guy.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, happy new year Mary! How 'bout #13 - buy brett beer at the Cubs-Cards game (Cubs win)?
He is really smart! But do you really think he getting the results?
ReplyDeleteI would love to buy Brett a beer at a Cubs/Cards game where the Cubs win. I swear I would be ok with that! I have season tickets...
i like your blog......
ReplyDeleteI dunno, somebody just offered him cleavage.
ReplyDeleteYou cardinals fans are good baseball people, I'll give you that. We will have to play Mound Ball while you are buying me beer at the game.
Running over there to check it out!
ReplyDeleteSo you'll go?
I heard a yes...i think!
Now wowzers... be the wingman and not the blocker, k? Sheesh. You know damn well when I win we all win. :P
ReplyDeleteYes, I was just offered cleavage. Do I see a one-up? Do I hear a side boob? Possible butt cheek? Ok, half a butt cheek. I'm not greedy, just needy.
Now.... let's disregard all the numbers but #10. Everything else can be worked on afterwards I figger.
Ha, whoops, I got sidetracked by Cubs-Cards (yes of course, if i can ever get in your part of the world we are doing a game!!). I should be focused on helping Cunning score flesh. Mary definitely has the legs for you Cunning.
ReplyDeletePut 'em in heels, Mary. You know what Cunning likes. :P
ReplyDeleteShakes head, goes back to work...
ReplyDeleteBoys...geez